<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: The Agony and The Agony</title>
	<atom:link href="http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/</link>
	<description>Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:03:15 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
		<item>
		<title>By: Feather</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1945</link>
		<dc:creator>Feather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1945</guid>
		<description>Just woke up husband 47 times laughing my azz off over here. I have been in like situation several times. Problem is, I started with a real pro, moved, and quickly realized that snatch waxers with the level of expertise to which I was accustomed, were far and few between. Hope you had a full and speedy recovery in time for whatever event preempted the trip in the first place.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just woke up husband 47 times laughing my azz off over here. I have been in like situation several times. Problem is, I started with a real pro, moved, and quickly realized that snatch waxers with the level of expertise to which I was accustomed, were far and few between. Hope you had a full and speedy recovery in time for whatever event preempted the trip in the first place.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: karmamama</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1506</link>
		<dc:creator>karmamama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1506</guid>
		<description>Omg. I&#039;m crying over here from laughing so hard. But in between guffaws, I sincerely hope your reverse mohawk has healed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Omg. I&#8217;m crying over here from laughing so hard. But in between guffaws, I sincerely hope your reverse mohawk has healed.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Kurt</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1448</link>
		<dc:creator>Kurt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1448</guid>
		<description>oops not half inch, half cm. Even a few mm&#039;s are uncomfy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oops not half inch, half cm. Even a few mm&#8217;s are uncomfy.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Audrey</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1446</link>
		<dc:creator>Audrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1446</guid>
		<description>Just stopping by via Chicken&#039;s linky love...

Gotta say, I&#039;ll take my four c-sections any day over your one, wassing-gone-horribly-awry ANYDAY. 

I can just barely muster the courage to get my eyebrows wassed every six months...but let someone come near my girly bits with that stuff and then RIP?  HELL NO!  And after reading this, again I say, HELL NO!

Love your blog...will stop by again if that&#039;s ok. 

Auds</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just stopping by via Chicken&#8217;s linky love&#8230;</p>
<p>Gotta say, I&#8217;ll take my four c-sections any day over your one, wassing-gone-horribly-awry ANYDAY. </p>
<p>I can just barely muster the courage to get my eyebrows wassed every six months&#8230;but let someone come near my girly bits with that stuff and then RIP?  HELL NO!  And after reading this, again I say, HELL NO!</p>
<p>Love your blog&#8230;will stop by again if that&#8217;s ok. </p>
<p>Auds</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Karly</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1443</link>
		<dc:creator>Karly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1443</guid>
		<description>Oh. My. God. It is difficult to both cringe, feel sympathy pains, and laugh at the same time, but I managed it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh. My. God. It is difficult to both cringe, feel sympathy pains, and laugh at the same time, but I managed it.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Lucy</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1441</link>
		<dc:creator>Lucy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1441</guid>
		<description>Holy shit you poor thing.

You gotta have a lotta hot baths, a manicure, a pedicure, some really good stuff.  Lavender oil is supposed to help, too.

Those mega-waxes scare me.  I had a bikini-waxer who happily displayed every hairy strip to me with a wide smile on her face and a wordless nod of approval.

When did being a gorilla go out of style?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy shit you poor thing.</p>
<p>You gotta have a lotta hot baths, a manicure, a pedicure, some really good stuff.  Lavender oil is supposed to help, too.</p>
<p>Those mega-waxes scare me.  I had a bikini-waxer who happily displayed every hairy strip to me with a wide smile on her face and a wordless nod of approval.</p>
<p>When did being a gorilla go out of style?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Kelly</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1437</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1437</guid>
		<description>I&#039;ve considered going bare, but I will never do it now.  Holy Good God Almighty, never!  I will stick to giving myself an electric razor almost-buzz!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve considered going bare, but I will never do it now.  Holy Good God Almighty, never!  I will stick to giving myself an electric razor almost-buzz!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Kurt</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1429</link>
		<dc:creator>Kurt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1429</guid>
		<description>I had the reverse situation happen to me when I went to get my vasectomy. I was told by the doc that I should shave myself so that there would not be any issues of ingrown hairs or other issues when they cut into me. So, being the kind of person who wants to avoid ingrown scrotal hairs, I duly cleaned myself up. I took my sweet time and when I was done I looked like a newborn down there. But as I was laying down on the table, the nurse lifted up my cock and proceeded to take a dry razer and give me two quick strokes right at the top of my sack. &quot;You missed a spot,&quot; he said. What the hell? They hadn&#039;t told me that I was just expected to shave the top 1/2 cm of scrotum right underneath where it meets the shaft of my dick. So here I am, cleaned up beyond belief, and I still missed it.

Fifteen months later, I still shave my balls. Why? Because once you get about a half inch of scrotal growth, things start to itch. And the Gold Bond thing doesn&#039;t work for me. It just makes it cold AND itchy.

Great story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had the reverse situation happen to me when I went to get my vasectomy. I was told by the doc that I should shave myself so that there would not be any issues of ingrown hairs or other issues when they cut into me. So, being the kind of person who wants to avoid ingrown scrotal hairs, I duly cleaned myself up. I took my sweet time and when I was done I looked like a newborn down there. But as I was laying down on the table, the nurse lifted up my cock and proceeded to take a dry razer and give me two quick strokes right at the top of my sack. &#8220;You missed a spot,&#8221; he said. What the hell? They hadn&#8217;t told me that I was just expected to shave the top 1/2 cm of scrotum right underneath where it meets the shaft of my dick. So here I am, cleaned up beyond belief, and I still missed it.</p>
<p>Fifteen months later, I still shave my balls. Why? Because once you get about a half inch of scrotal growth, things start to itch. And the Gold Bond thing doesn&#8217;t work for me. It just makes it cold AND itchy.</p>
<p>Great story.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: monkeyinasuit</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1425</link>
		<dc:creator>monkeyinasuit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1425</guid>
		<description>I actually updated on the situation here: 

http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/epilogue-the-agony-and-the-agony/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually updated on the situation here: </p>
<p><a href="http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/epilogue-the-agony-and-the-agony/" rel="nofollow">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/epilogue-the-agony-and-the-agony/</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: MLE</title>
		<link>http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-agony-and-the-agony/#comment-1423</link>
		<dc:creator>MLE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://monkeyinasuit.wordpress.com/?p=242#comment-1423</guid>
		<description>I know I&#039;m late to the party, but I laughed, cringed, and crossed my legs in solidarity the whole way through. THAT is why I only do the bikini line and trim the rest. Ain&#039;t no way I have the balls to go for the full monty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;m late to the party, but I laughed, cringed, and crossed my legs in solidarity the whole way through. THAT is why I only do the bikini line and trim the rest. Ain&#8217;t no way I have the balls to go for the full monty.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>
